Meet Vlad — he’s been perfecting his barbecue technique.
In this “lost 1970s picture-book” design, our cheerful count — Vlad the Impaler — takes his love of skewers a little too literally.
This retro storybook tee captures the charm of a children’s classic that’s gone delightfully wrong.
Soft cotton, bright print, and dark humour — for grown-ups who remember their bedtime stories a little differently.

(Little Rascals — Rascality 13)

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Rascality 13 ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at hello@rascality13.com or write to us 124 City Road, London EC1V 2NX.