Coffee gets the credit.

Spite does the heavy lifting.

This vintage-inspired witchy coffee shirt is for the people who somehow keep going despite the meetings, the emails, the group chats, and the general nonsense of modern life.

Featuring distressed typography, celestial details, a suspicious-looking black cat coffee mug, and the timeless declaration:

"Runs on Caffeine and Spite. Mostly Spite."

Perfect for coffee addicts, witches, night owls, introverts, office survivors, teachers, nurses, students, and anyone powered by equal parts determination and sarcasm.

Whether you're brewing coffee before sunrise or plotting your escape from another Monday, this shirt understands the assignment.

Perfect for:

Coffee lovers
Witchy women and men
Gothic and alternative fashion
Teachers, nurses, and office workers
Introverts with a sense of humour
Halloween lovers
Everyday survival

Warning: May cause people to slowly back away after reading the fine print.

• 100% ring-spun cotton


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Rascality 13 ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at hello@rascality13.com or write to us 124 City Road, London EC1V 2NX.